作词 : 杨智博
作曲 : 杨智博
我看到山鬼　 山鬼却快跑
跑一个没路　吓人也不会
她长得是阿妹样　但声音是查埔仔
我问他叫什么名字　他说叫我细妹按靓
哩厚哩厚　没烦没恼
山鬼阿妹阿　细妹按靓
山鬼阿妹阿　细妹按靓
山鬼阿妹阿　细妹按靓
山鬼阿妹阿　细妹按靓
我想说奇怪　怎么有鬼这么shy
阿妹仔说　我不是shy啦　其实我长得很帅
我问他说　既然你长这么帅　为什么看到我要跑咧
想不到他回我一句　因为你长得比我更像妖魔鬼怪
阿　我是有没有听错啊
我竟然被一个魔神仔说比他更像鬼
这款的感觉就可比是
被一个肥猪说大抠　被一个没出息的说捡角
被一个多话的说杂念　被一个瘾头说憨慢
我的人生　是要怎么办啊
不想要理你　你快走拉　赶快走
不想要理你　你快走拉　赶快走
不想要理你　你快走拉　赶快走
不想要理你　你快走拉　赶快走
诶　不对喔　这个煞气欸阿妹仔说我比她更像妖魔鬼怪
这样我不就是人说的鬼见愁　意思是我比鬼更加厉害
这款诶感觉就甘那
被有钱人说好野　被爱因斯坦说很聪明
被医生说健康　被漂丿的说　细赖仔按缘投阿
山鬼阿哥啊　细赖按缘投阿
山鬼阿哥啊　细赖按缘投阿
山鬼阿哥啊　细赖按缘投阿
山鬼阿哥啊　细赖按缘投阿
■英文翻译
I saw a mountain ghost, but it fled away
To a dead-end road, not knowing how to scare people.
She looks like a gal but sounds like a man.
I asked him about his name, he said I am a pretty girl (Hello hello, no worry no hope)
Mountain ghost gal, you are a pretty girl!
Strange that a ghost should be so shy.
The gal said, “I am not shy. I look handsome in a tie.”
I asked him, “If you look handsome, why run away when seeing me?”
To my surprise he answered, “Cuz you look more monstrous.”
Did I hear wrong?
A ghost said I was more ghostlike than him.
This was like…
Being called fat by a fat pig, useless by a loser,
Nagging by a chatterbox, and stupid by an idiot.
What should I do with myself?
Leave me alone. Go away.
Wait, if this ferocious gal said I was more ghostlike than he himself,
Then that means I am the devil scarry to all devils, and I am stronger than ghosts.
This was like…
Being called rich by the millionaires, intelligent by Einstein,
Healthy by a doctor, and good-looking by a handsome man.
Mountain ghost lad, you look so smart!