作词 : Eminem
作曲 : Eminem
Ugh, you're a monster
呕，你真是只怪兽
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla
我能吞下一整瓶酒，感觉自己成了哥斯拉
Better hit the deck like the card dealer
你们最好像荷官敲桌子那样叩地逃散
My whole squad's in here, walking around the party
我整个团队在这派对上招摇大摆
A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The
站在丧尸和摔跤手"大脑"波比希南间，一场搏斗难免上演
Brain" Heenan which is probably the
这可能就是
Same reason I wrestle with mania
我要和躁狂症较劲的原因
Shady's in this b!tch, I'm posse'd up
暴躁模式开启，老子招齐人马摆好架势
Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
惹到我头上来后果很严重
If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia
听我的歌想睡觉的人都等着失眠
ADHD, hydroxycut
像多动症 吃了减肥药睡不着
Pass the Courvoisi' (Hey, hey)
把白兰地酒递过来
In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
在戒酒会里用AK开火，像玩游戏一样疯狂
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday
最好赶紧逃命，求救也没人鸟你
This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, h-a, h-a, h-a
This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A 这beat变态得像Ray J，口合口合口合
Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames
轻轻松松敲上一笔，开口一笑外泄火力【Ray J卖录像带】
They cannot tame or placate the
他们没法摆平我这头——
Monster
怪兽
You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)
你敢挡我的道，我就拿你来喂怪兽
I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (Yeah)
白天我还是个正常人，每当月光亮得像结冰的湖面
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
我就变成毫无人性的怪兽
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
名副其实大片里的反派
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
像哥斯拉，吐词如喷火，巨兽
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
舞池上血流遍地，LV地毯都被染红
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
开火，哥斯拉，喷火，凶猛巨兽
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
舞池上血流遍地，LV地毯都被染红
I’m just a product of slick rick and onyx, told’em lick the balls
I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em lick the ball$ 爷是Slick Rick和Onyx的合成品，那些人只配跪舔
Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off
我不知多少次胡作非为把他们吓尿
It's impossible to list 'em all
多到列清单都写不完
And in the midst of all this
就在这个时候
I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
我在精神病院拿水晶球占卜
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
想预测下明天我还能不能这么嚣张
Risperdal, voices whisper
吃点安定药摆脱烦人的声音
My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
握紧拳头背水一战，奋笔疾书
This is just the song to go ballistic on
写这首歌就是跟你秀下火力
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
你掏出小手枪跟我这火箭筒对刚
I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological.Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka.
我是尼斯湖水怪，传说中的生物

Quick to tell a b!tch screw off like a fifth of Vodka 当你把伏特加的瓶盖拧开【screw=拧开瓶盖/fvck off】
When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a
最好叫大家从我面前滚开，我会变成一只
Monster
怪兽
You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)
你敢挡我的道，我就拿你来喂怪兽
I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (Yeah)
白天我还是个正常人，每当月光亮得像结冰的湖面
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
我就变成毫无人性的怪兽
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
名副其实大片里的反派
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
像哥斯拉，吐词如喷火，巨兽
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
舞池上血流遍地，LV地毯都被染红
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
开火，哥斯拉，喷火，凶猛巨兽
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
舞池上血流遍地，LV地毯都被染红
If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
你要天不怕地不怕，请举手
'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans
我准备召集社会兄弟，到你家搞"旅行"
I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is
我精神得像体检表上正常的"指"数，所以你只会得到
The motherfvckin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('Xam)
一根中"指"，给你抠菊检查前列腺

How can I have all these fans and perspire? 粉丝多得招风我怎么还会出汗【fans=粉丝/风扇】
Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire
唱到嘴要着火，语速快似流言蜚语
And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire
老子从没打算退休，我还是你们膜拜的那个男人
These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier
妹子看到我都惊了，我只会变得更帅
I got 'em passin' out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
不知不觉让她们晕倒床单，像派传单那样容易
And what goes around comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw
天道好轮回，像电锯的刀片不停旋转
'Cause I caught the flap of my dollar stack right off the bat like a baseball
因为我捞钱神速，快得好似被击飞的棒球

Like Kid Ink, b!tch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy 像Kid Ink唱的《票子来得太易》，他们都喊我“有钱老爹”
'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah)
赚钱太过容易，钞票入袋仿佛小菜一碟送进嘴里
b!tch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfvckin' stingy for Cher
老子是花花公子，一毛都不会分给女人
Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care
没可能会理你，更懒得假装关心你
But I tell a b!tch I'll marry her if she'll bury her
要是她肯在我下面埋头苦干我就娶她
Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
老子是实实在在的连环杀手qj犯
Christian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well
因为我写的歌词让他们都坐不住
So they wanna give me the chair
他们搬来椅子要我老实一点
Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Caray
让我扮瘫痪病人，这种强迫行为恐怖像切腹自尽
'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam motherfvckin' dictionary
这些张三李四饱览网络词典累积词量还不及我半点
Got 'em swearing up and down they can spit, this d!ck's hilarious
逼得他们打起嘴炮，当自己是说唱家，把爷给整笑了
It's time to put these b!tches in the obituary column
是时候让这些傻缺上一上讣告栏

We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem 反正我们没机会见到对方，毕竟我是明星【staring/star-ing】
Get the shaft like a steering column (Mark Jack)
操控你的命脉像把住方向盘
Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink
以词为枪，笔墨备上，火力十足

Evil half of the Bad Meets 老子是BME里的Evil（魔鬼）【Bad Meets Evil里Em为Evil】
Evil, that means take a back seat
意味着我就算当个配角
Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single
不费吹灰之力都能搞出猛料
Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people
单单看下我的词稿，弄得他们两眼发光
Is my gangster, b!tch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
这是老子的地盘，只有老子说了算
I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
我钞票堆积如山，你却穷到没得吃土
Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
注入毒液，消灭他们简单像除污
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
换句话说，我分分钟把他们当果汁猛榨
I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
老子没想出手，但是怒气一满直接开刀
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
又一次大杀特杀，无人能躲
Finna kill 'em and dump all the fvckin' bodies in the lake
将他们统统干掉，把尸体丢进湖里
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em
销毁证据，让他们从世界上消失踪影
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
惹我的人总要感受到被笔头支配的恐惧
But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway
没人会想来送死，但是有杀错没放过
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
因为我已经开始精神失常
I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
杀人还是被宰，反正我是食物链最高的存在
You're bringin' the killer within me out of me
你把我心里凶残的一面逼出体外
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
没有人会想跟我内心的恶魔作对
And be on the receiving end of me, what stupidity it'd be
也不会傻到跑来当我的炮灰
Every bit of me's the epitome of a spitter
我从头到脚都是说唱歌手的标杆
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfvcker, you better duck
在老子出现时，你最好闪一边去
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
撞到我枪口上，下一秒你就凉了
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
老子两成功力完爆浑身解数的你
I'm 'bout to fvckin' finish you b!tch, I'm unfadable
我原封不动就能让你消声觅迹

You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable 想来battle随时奉陪，老子的名气实力不是吹的【blow up双关出名】
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
老子不可战胜，势不可挡，所向披靡
I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
拉个大便的时间，随随"便便"就能赚一大卡车钞票
I'm not afraid to pull the—
我马上就拉出来——
Man, stop
老铁，停一下

Look what I'm plannin', haha 看看下面我有什么计划【翻译：Koze-】