编曲：The Weird Uncles (Chuck Payne, Jacob Liang, Joanna Wang, Matt Fullen, Yohei Yamada)


I don't know why I'm here
我不知道我为什么现在在这里
Why these people worship me
为什么这些人膜拜着我

I just said some crap
我只是随便说说的
Some baloney
一些胡说八道

But they ate it right up
但是他们竟然买单了
And so being me
于是，毕竟我是这样的人

I saw this as an excellent
我看出了这之中
Opportunity
的商机！

I don't really know how I became a cult leader
我不太确定我是如何当上新兴宗教教主的
No I don't really know how I became the cult leader
我不太确定我是如何当上新兴宗教教主的

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
我华丽的挥霍我所赚的钱！

They giveth and I take
他们奉献而我收下

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
我华丽的挥霍我所赚的钱！

They giveth and I take
他们奉献而我收下

Is it too late now
现在要退出
For me to call time out
是不是太迟了？

Even I'm not sure
连我都不知道
What the fuss is all about
大家在起什么哄

I am not to blame you see
不能怪我
This is just what they need
这只是人们需要的
It just happens to be an excellent
这只是刚刚好是绝佳
Opportunity
的商机！

I feel a little guilty too but things might be worse if they knew
我也是觉得有点不好意思
I feel a little guilty too but things might be worse if they knew
可是如果他们知道事实的话或许更糟

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
我华丽的挥霍我所赚的钱！

They giveth and I take
他们奉献而我收下

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made
我华丽的挥霍我所赚的钱！

They giveth and I take
他们奉献而我收下

They giveth and I take
他们奉献而我收下

They giveth and I take
他们奉献而我收下

They giveth and I take
他们奉献而我收下