作词 : Joanna Wang
作曲 : Coach & Sendo/Joanna Wang

I'm ******! I'm ******! I'm really really ******!
糟了 糟了 这次真的完蛋了！
For my kitchen has roaches
我的厨房里有蟑螂
So I can't get any cheese
我够不着我的芝士

I'm ******! I'm ******! I'm really really ******!
完了 完了 这次真的没戏了！
For I have no water
因为啊 我没有水
To quench my thirst
来解渴

I went to the kitchen for something to drink
所以我走到厨房找水喝
There did I meet, my arch nemesis
就在这儿 遇到了我的小冤家
He took one good look at me,
它用无比嚣张的眼神打量着我
I did not get my water then I ran away
吓得我水都没拿 就溜了

I Feel Like if I'm in a situation that sucked
我觉得这个情况简直日了狗了
(ones that involve roaches)
尤其是那个蟑螂
my odds of getting water's pretty ******
这根本不可能拿着水啊

I'm ******! I'm ******! I'm really really ******!
完了 完了 这次真的没戏了！
For my kitchen has roaches
我的厨房里有蟑螂
So I can't get any cheese
我够不着我的芝士

I'm ******! I'm ******! I'm really really ******!
糟了 糟了 这次真的完蛋了！
For I have no water
因为啊 我没有水
To quench my thirst
我还这么的渴

Oh my kitchen has roaches
我的厨房里有蟑螂
So I can not quench my thirst
可把我渴坏了